Archive for November, 2011

How To Get a Married Woman

Join Stephan Labossiere, author of the relationships book, How To Get a Married Woman To Have Sex With You…If You’re Her Husband (Firefly Publishing), as he virtually tours the blogosphere December 5 – 16 2011 on his first virtual book tour with Pump Up Your Book!

About Stephan Labossiere

Stephan LabossiereStephan Labossiere is a man on a mission to help men and women experience more successful and authentic relationships. He knows firsthand how challenging the male and female dynamic can be and strives to bridge the gap of communication between the sexes. The only male in a family of three older sisters, one of whom is his twin, Stephan has learned early on to take the time to understand and embrace the inner workings of a woman’s mind.

Stephan grew up in Miami, Fl before moving to and settling in Atlanta, Ga. He has worked as an entrepreneur for the past ten years and, most recently, has served as a Life Coach as well as a relationship consultant to married and dating couples. In addition, Stephan is a motivational speaker conducting speaking engagements with topics such as personal and spiritual growth, financial stability and relationships. How To Get A Married Woman To Have Sex With You…If You’re Her Husband is his first book in a series aimed to break down the barriers and turn the battle of the sexes into nothing more than a pillow fight with a mutually pleasing ending.

You can visit Stephan Labossiere’s website at www.StephanL.com or his blog at http://stephanl03.blogspot.com/. Connect with him at Twitter at http://www.twitter.com/ManLikeNoOtha and Facebook at http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=527211929.

About How To Get a Married Woman To Have Sex With You…If You’re Her Husband

How to Get a Married Woman to Have Sex With You“Just tell me yes…”, is exactly what men all over the world are thinking when they are desperately trying to get intimate with their wives, but are only met with excuse after excuse and rejection after rejection.

Women typically want their men to just “know” what they want or figure it out on their own; so men are left being set up to fail because they are near clueless in regards to what their women are truly looking for. Due to not truly understanding women, both men and women are left with a lack of intimacy and ultimately unfulfilling relationships. “How to get a married woman to have sex with you…….if you’re her husband” is a revealing book that seeks to bring to light what a lot of women don’t tell their husbands. It is designed to offer a look into what women really need from their men, and help men be better husbands while also getting the sexual benefits they are desperately hoping for.

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The Cross Dresser's Wife

Join Dee A. Levy & B. Sheffield Hunt, authors of the memoir, The Cross Dresser’s Wife: Our Secret Lives (Createspace), as they virtually tours the blogosphere December 5 – 16 2011 on their first virtual book tour with Pump Up Your Book!

About Dee A. Levy & B. Sheffield Hunt

Dee A. Levy & B. Sheffield HuntDee A. Levy is the founder of the nonprofit organization Cross Dressers Wives, whose mission is to provide a safe environment for cross dressers’ wives everywhere. Since 2006, the website www.crossdresserswives.com has emerged as one of the top support sites designed to address the needs of all women who are (or were) involved in an intimate relationship with a cross dresser. The Forum encourages cross dressers’ wives from across the globe to reach out and anonymously share their experiences in an effort to learn from each other without fear of being judged or humiliated. Levy holds degrees in women’s studies and education.

B. Sheffield Hunt is a writer, producer, and artist living in Hollywood, California, who holds a degree in fine art and is also the cover illustrator of The Cross Dresser’s Wife: Our Secret Lives.

You can visit the authors’ website at www.crossdresserswives.com.

About The Cross Dresser’s Wife: Our Secret Lives

The Cross Dresser's WifeAt long last, valuable and emotionally intimate social commentary on the taboo subculture of cross dressing is revealed in the pages of THE CROSS DRESSER’S WIFE * OUR SECRET LIVES. Culled from the nonprofit website www.crossdresserswives.com by authors Dee A. Levy (the website’s founder) and B. Sheffield Hunt, this international collection of stories exposes, for the first time, the shocking secret lives of cross dressers’ wives or partners who silently grapple with the issue of transvestism in their marriage or relationship. This is the duo’s first literary collaboration.

Levy was married to a cross dresser for 20 years, a secret she hid from everyone in her life. Instead, she eventually tried seeking help online, which for her proved to be an exercise in frustration. “I found thousands of sites on cross dressers, although some wouldn’t allow me to post as the wife of a lingerie-wearing cross dresser. Other religious sites would refer you to their clergy, who would refer you to an immediate annulment. Many sites were critical of ‘unaccepting’ cross dressers’ wives, sending a message that we were selfish, reneged on our wedding vows, and should just enjoy it and go shopping for matching outfits. Finding nothing online that applies to how you feel only makes it worse and when you feel alone, it’s too easy to slip into invalidation. I kept thinking, I can’t be the only cross dresser’s wife who feels this way! I needed to talk to another cross dresser’s wife trapped in a situation similar to mine.” Ultimately, in 2006 Levy created the oasis she could not find: a nonprofit organization, Cross Dressers Wives, and its website, www.crossdresserswives.com. The site, she reports, now receives over two million hits a year. “No one knows how many of us are really out there.”

Originally, the book was meant to be an article about Levy’s own experience. However, while she was writing it, some of the women on the website’s Forum posted suggestions that they write a book of their collected stories, and Levy agreed. Naturally, to protect personal identities, all names, dates, and identifying details in the book have been altered. (All women on the website’s Forum post anonymously and utilize pseudonyms.)

Levy and Hunt invited the women on the Forum to tell their stories as they wished; once the stories were submitted, Hunt communicated with the writers to flesh out the details. Then, from the www.crossdresserswives.com Forum, they selected posts to sprinkle in between the stories. “The posts pages are meant to illustrate the powerful ‘emotional speakeasy’ sense of camaraderie, caring, and support that is evident on the Forum on a daily basis, each enhancing the themes of the five stories.”

Hunt describes the stories:

1. The Queen of Denial examines denial, a self-defense mechanism utilized by many cross dressers’ wives;

2. The Golden Nugget explores the significance of desire in helping a relationship remain intact;

3. Gaslighting exposes the lengths one cross dresser will go to cover up his secret;

4. His Favorite Woman asks if cross dressing hints that he really wants to be a woman, or is merely a doorway to other sexualities? and

5. Mr. Wonderful – Levy’s own story – ponders the ramifications of a woman’s choice to stay in the marriage.

“Multiple thorny issues can surround cross dressing. Often, it involves some sense of romantic betrayal at its deepest, messiest level. These relationships are operatic in scale and shake these women to their core,” Hunt contends. “Why else would a sound woman consider leaving the love of her life and disrupt her family if this issue was merely about ‘scraps of clothing?”

The book’s prospective audience, Hunt believes, includes “cross dressers; cross dressers’ wives; gender counselors; therapists; anyone in a relationship where someone is harboring a shame-based secret; or the avid reader / armchair psychologist eager for a penetrating peek into the human psyche.”

The authors hope that readers will gain a deeper understanding of the issue, and that the book will help bust the myths and eradicate the need for such secrecy. “In the little we do see about this issue on TV and entertainment, the women accept it,” Levy points out. “But what about the ones who don’t? These women are marginalized, minimized, and are a subculture that no one knows about. I want people to start thinking – and start thinking twice!”

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Protostar

Join Braxton A. Cosby, author of the young adult science fiction novel, The Star-Crossed Saga: Protostar (Firefly Publishing & Ent,LLC), as he virtually tours the blogosphere December 5 – January 23 2012 on his first virtual book tour with Pump Up Your Book!

About Braxton A. Cosby

Braxton Cosby 2Braxton A. Cosby is a dreamer with a vision of continuously evolving and maximizing the untapped potential of the human spirit. Braxton received a lot of his inspiration from watching the accomplishments and exploits of his famous uncle, comedic legend Bill Cosby. A physical therapist by background, Braxton received his Bachelors, Masters, and Doctorate from the University of Miami. Braxton’s fascination of science grew into an obsession of Sci-fi and on one unassuming Sunday, this self-proclaimed romantic decided to pursue a “calling” to create a new genre of writing; Sci-Fance- mixing science fiction and romance. Braxton lives in Georgia with his wife and two children. He believes that everyone should pursue joy that surpasses understanding and live each day as if it were the last.

His latest book is the young adult science fiction novel, The Star-Crossed Saga: Protostar.

You can visit his website at www.braxtonacosbygodson.com or connect with him on Twitter at www.twitter.com/cosbykid84 or Facebook at http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000215860223.

About The Star-Crossed Saga: Protostar

ProtostarIt Starts With Choice! What would you choose: love or irrefutable duty?

On the brink of Civil War, the Torrian Alliance continues with its mission to obliterate Star-children across the universe in order to suppress an intergalactic evil. Following the recommendations of his Council, King Gregorio Derry has agreed to send his only son on a mission to restore honor to his family. Bounty Hunter Prince William Derry has crossed thousands of light-years to planet Earth, in order to fulfill this age old prophetic practice. The quiet days of Madisonburg, Tennessee are officially over as Sydney Elaine now knows the full meaning of the phrase Be careful what you wish for when she is confronted by this strange visitor. As an unforeseeable event delays his assassination, William decides to study his target more closely and begins to form a connection with Sydney that challenges his inner being. But this conflict is the least of his problems, as a conspiracy back on his home planet Fabricius threatens the lives of those he loves and his father s royal legacy. Along with that, he must unravel a hidden menace here on Earth that seeks to secure a vested interest that threatens both his and Sydney s safety. Will William be able to complete his mission or will he choose love, sacrificing everything he stands for?

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Slouching Towards Bellingham

Join Anneke Campbell, author of the women’s fiction, Slouching Towards Bellingham (BooksbNimble), as she virtually tours the blogosphere December 5 – 16 2011 on her first virtual book tour with Pump Up Your Book!

About Anneke Campbell

Anneke CampbellAnneke Campbell has worked as a midwife, nurse, masseuse, prenatal yoga teacher, college teacher of English, and writer in a number of genres. She has won awards for poetry, for one piece of journalism and one television script. She writes and co-produces videos for environmental and social justice organizations, and co-wrote a manual for activists, “Be The Change: How To Get What You Want in Your Community.” In 2010 she edited an anthology on women’s leadership: “Moonrise: The Power of Women Leading from the Heart.” She is currently a doctoral student at the California Institute for Integral Studies. An earlier version of her novel Slouching Towards Bellingham appeared in print in 2004, under the title Mary of Bellingham.

You can visit her on Twitter at www.twitter.com/annekecampbell and facebook at https://www.facebook.com/pages/Slouching-Towards-Bellingham/183127415036037.

About Slouching Towards Bellingham

Slouching Toward BellinghamWhen a pregnant girl named Mary waddles into Bellingham, Indiana, she also wanders right into the hearts of its townspeople. Not to mention their imaginations: Because Mary’s a virgin!

Joe the postman is the first to spot her, struggling bedraggled and dirty down the road into town. He introduces her to Violet, the waitress at his favorite diner, who has her own reasons to be kind. Next thing you know their friend Dr. Bob’s examined her and proclaimed her a virgin.

And then the whole world wants a piece of her.

News stories are written; websites built; roving gangs of paparazzi set in motion. Throughout it all, Mary maintains sacred silence. Juggling a townful of characters, each with his or her own agenda, not a single one selfless or blameless, Campbell makes Bellingham come alive as she shows how each is changed by the apparent miracle.

This good-natured tale about an extraordinary event in an ordinary town pulls off the rare trick of being satirical, funny, and very, very real without ever sinking into the cynical. A great gift for anyone who reads—especially if they’re a mom.

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Death on a High Floor

Join Charles Rosenberg, author of the legal thriller, Death on a High Floor (Sliding Hill Press), as he virtually tours the blogosphere December 5 – 16 2011 on his first virtual book tour with Pump Up Your Book!

About Charles Rosenberg

Charles RosenbergCharles B. (”Chuck”) Rosenberg has been the credited legal script consultant to three prime time television shows: L.A. Law, The Practice and Boston Legal, as well as The Paper Chase (Showtime). During the O .J. Simpson criminal trial, he was one of two on-air legal analysts for E! Entertainment Television’s live coverage of the trial. He also provided commentary for E!’s coverage of the Simpson civil trial. He is also the author of the book The Trial of O.J. Simpson: How to Watch the Trial and Understand What’s Really Going On (Publishing Partners 1994) and is a contributing author to the book Lawyers in Your Living Room! Law on Television (ABA Publishing 2009).

He has taught extensively as an adjunct law professor, including at Loyola Law School in Los Angeles, the Loyola Law School International LLM Program in Bologna, Italy, the UCLA School of Law, the Pepperdine School of Law, and the Anderson Graduate School of Management at UCLA.

A graduate of the Harvard Law School, where he was an editor of the Harvard Law Review, Chuck currently practices in the Los Angeles area. He has been a partner in several law firms, including a large international firm. Currently, he is a partner in a three-lawyer firm. Chuck and his wife have lived in Los Angeles since the early 1970s. He is at work on a second novel.

His latest novel is Death on a High Floor.

Visit his blog at http://charlesrosenberg.wordpress.com. Connect with him on Facebook at www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=820177073.

About Death on a High Floor

Death on a High FloorNo one is surprised when Simon Rafer, the much-despised managing partner in the large international law firm, Marbury Marfan, turns up dead – with an ornate dagger buried between his shoulder blades. Rafer, an abusive boss, had many enemies, but the prime suspect becomes firm senior partner Robert Tarza, at least according to one Detective Spritz. With Jenna James, his friend and colleague, Tarza sets out to find the real killer or killers before Spritz assembles enough evidence to put Tarza away for life.

That’s the supercharged premise of attorney-writer-legal analyst Charles “Chuck” Rosenberg’s first novel, DEATH ON A HIGH FLOOR. But wait, there’s more. The plot also revolves around an infamous ancient Roman coin, the “EID MAR” (Ides of March) denarius, which Brutus struck, complete with double daggers on the back, and handed out to his troops to celebrate his assassination of Julius Caesar. The question becomes, is it real or fake? Call it “Presumed Innocent” meets “The Da Vinci Code.”

Rosenberg, who has extensive experience as a legal script consultant to prime-time TV legal dramas, has been inspired by best-selling legal thriller writers like Scott Turow and John Grisham, but equally by TV producers like Stephen Bochco (“L.A. Law,” “Hill Street Blues,” “NYPD Blue”) and David E. Kelley (“The Practice,” “Boston Legal,” “Ally McBeal,” Harry’s Law”), as well as old time detectives like John D. MacDonald’s Travis McGee. He also provided full time legal analysis for E! Entertainment Television’s live coverage of the O.J. Simpson criminal trial as well as commentary for E!’s coverage of the Simpson civil trial. He started writing DEATH ON A HIGH FLOOR in the mid-2000s.

“The novel was in some ways an attempt to integrate several parts of my life – working as a lawyer, covering the Simpson trial for TV, consulting on dramatic TV scripts, etc.,” Rosenberg says. “I’ve been involved in trial work, but I’ve also taught a lot of adjunct law courses, including Law and Popular Culture – a course about the image of lawyers in the media and how accurately lawyers are depicted in the movies and on TV. So in writing my own novel I had the special challenge of being as accurate as I could be within the constraints of fiction.”

The novel’s title stems from the fact that glitzy, high-end law firms, such as the one Rosenberg describes, “are always on the high floors of tall buildings,” he says. “In many ways, this is a fall-from-grace novel. Tarza, accused of murder, in a sense falls from high up, socially and financially, because of that. He eventually ends up with an eccentric criminal defense lawyer from what you might call the low-floors.”

The appeal to readers of DEATH ON A HIGH FLOOR is simple, Rosenberg maintains. “There’s a large market for courtroom dramas. Lots of people like them because courtrooms are the perfect place for drama – conflict and resolution, all in one small room.” Rosenberg also hints that there will be a sequel to DEATH ON A HIGH FLOOR.

Giveaways, Contests & Prizes!

In celebration of Charles Rosenberg’s new release, he will be appearing at Pump Up Your Book’s 1st Annual Holiday Extravaganza Facebook Party on December 16. More than 50 books, gifts and cash awards will be given away including a paperback copy of of Death on a High Floor! Visit the official party page here!

Visit Charles’ official tour page here to find out where else he’ll be appearing during his ‘Death on a High Floor Book Publicity Tour’ in December!

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DavisDavis Aujourd’hui is the author of the Sister Mary Olga Fortitude series of hilarious satires. The first book is entitled The Misadventures of Sister Mary Olga Fortitude. It was followed by Babes in Bucksnort.

Davis possesses a rich life experience that has enabled him to draw from it in order to create a colorful canvas upon which to paint very human lives. He is a retired social worker, having worked for Adult Protective Services in New York State for nearly twenty years. He developed the characters within his series of books in order to entertain a colleague by using the gift of humor.

As will be the case with Sister Mary Olga in his third book, he is a recovering alcoholic. He also happens to be gay as are several of the endearing and humorous characters within his novels. He can speak from his own experience. He has possessed all of the foibles of his cast of characters who are naughty, nasty, and nice.

Davis lives in Upstate New York where he is currently sharing his life with his partner of seven years. He is socially-minded and spirituality is the most important ingredient in order for him to maintain a happy and successful life.

Visit this blog for information on the series: http://bestsatireseriesofthedecade.blogspot.com

Visit this blog for information on the author: http://authordavisaujourdhui.blogspot.com

Connect with him on Facebook at http://www.facebook.com/pages/Davis-Aujourdhui/138584429540046.

About Babes in Bucksnort

Babes in BucksnortBabes in Bucksnort is the first sequel to the highly praised The Misadventures of Sister Mary Olga Fortitude. Once again the unconventional bourbon-swilling, chain-smoking nun will spin outrageously funny new tales about the residents of Bucksnort, Wisconsin while she tests the will of a reformed prostitute who just happens to be her Reverend Mother.

Unfortunately there’s trouble brewing in the Snortlands. The nasty and notorious town busybody, Priscilla Bunhead, goes on a crusade to stamp out what she calls the gay menace. That’s when she convinces her millionaire friend, Mildred Mayflower, to give away her fortune in order to bring the Reverend Billy-Bob Blunthead and his Born Again or Burn Forever Disciples for Jesus to town to do the job. It will be an uphill climb for them when the closet doors of many gay people in the Snortlands burst open. Billy-Bob and his wife, Pinky Poo, will have another battle on their hands when Dimples Dufus, the heiress to the Mayflower fortune, arrives on the scene to reclaim her fortune.

You’ll also meet the hilariously bumbling, pothead psychiatrist, Doctor Wally Wacky-Wacko, who creates havoc for one of Sister Mary Olga’s favorite fellow nuns. Along with Mildred Mayflower, they become victims of his multi-colored pills that only turn them into zombies. The handsome and virile gay cowboy chef, Randy Cowboy, makes an important self-discovery about his never-ending sexual pursuits when he joins a twelve-step program called Sex Maniacs Notorious.

The irascible Martha Mayhem settles down into comfortable domesticity with her new life partner who happens to be her sister-in law. Martha still manages to stir up trouble on Dinkledorf Drive with her fellow enemies and neighbors, the prudish Priscilla Bunhead and the voluptuous Lula Mae Bunsaplenty. The question that remains is whether Lula Mae’s paramour, Jules Jesslike Pappas will put up with her continuing manipulative feminine wiles.

In between the laughs, Sister Mary Olga continues to dispense nuggets of spiritual wisdom during her classes in Beginner’s and Advanced Holiness. Just don’t take seats near the flatulent child named Fartley Dinkledorf or his lecherous one-hundred five year-old grandfather, Poopsy. The bottom line is that everyone is welcome in Sister Mary Olga’s classes. Join the diverse cast of zany characters for a joy ride that will tickle your funny bone until it aches.

Is Christmas your favorite holiday?

Thanksgiving is my favorite holiday. Time with family to practice gratitude is all important to me. Christmas is my second most favorite holiday.

How do you prepare for the holidays?  Do you decorate?

I do decorate. I put up a big tree decorated by scores of favorite ornaments I have collected over my lifetime.

I bake dozens of Christmas cookies which I give to family and friends. I also love to shower my loved ones with presents. That brings me much joy.

What was Christmas like when you were a kid?

Christmas was my favorite holiday as a child. I loved the magic of the season. I loved the story of the birth of Jesus and believed in Santa Claus.

It was a time to celebrate with family. That involved my parents, my sister, and my four beloved grandparents. I have many happy memories that will endure for a lifetime.

What’s your most favorite ornament?

My favorite ornament is one that was painted from the inside. On it, is depicted a beautiful angel.

What’s your favorite holiday movie?

My favorite movie is It’s a Wonderful Life. I love the premise that we are all here for a wonderful purpose and that life would never be the same without each and every one of us. We all have a profound effect upon each other.

Favorite holiday story or book?

As a young child, my favorite story was The Night Before Christmas. I also love the Bible stories about the birth of Jesus.

What is the best present anyone could ever give to you?

The best present I could receive from anyone is their unconditional love.

Solid white lights or multicolored lights?

Magical multicolored lights, of course!

Favorite holiday song?

Joy to the World

What do you want Santa to bring you this year?

Another year with my loved ones.

Have you been a good little boy or girl or a naughty one?

I’ve been naughty and nice!

One last question, isn’t this fun?  What does Christmas mean to you?

It means to me that every day is meant to be filled with the same joy as this favorite holiday for so many. We are born again every day and have the potential to become as perfect as the baby Jesus.

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The Nine Lives of ChristmasTitle: The Nine Lives of Christmas
Author: Sheila Roberts
Genre: Holiday Fiction
Paperback: 224
Publisher: St. Martin’s Press
Language: English
ISBN-13: 978-0312594497

BOOK SUMMARY:

Bestselling author Sheila Roberts brings us a humorous, heartwarming Christmas novel about a matchmaking cat who brings a couple together just in time for the holidays. When a guy is in trouble, he starts making deals with his Creator…and Ambrose the cat is no exception. In danger of losing his ninth and final life, Ambrose makes a desperate plea.  He’ll do anything—anything!—if he can just survive and enjoy a nice long, final life. His prayer is answered when a stranger comes along and saves him, and now it looks like he has to hold up his end of the bargain.

The stranger turns out to be a fire fighter named Zach, the quintessential commitment- phobe who’s in need of some serious romantic help. If Ambrose can just bring Zach together with Merilee, the nice lady who works at Pet Palace, it’s bound to earn him a healthy ninth life.  Unfortunately for Ambrose, his mission is a lot harder than he ever anticipated.  Now it’s going to take all his feline wiles—and a healthy dose of Christmas magic—to bring them alltogether in time for the holidays.

BOOK REVIEW:

First of all, I love cats, I love Christmas stories with a happy ending and I love Sheila Roberts’ books. In this whimsical holiday tale that’s just the right ticket to get you into the holiday spirit, Ambrose the cat is a cat with a mission.  Having survived the last eight lives, his ninth one is a bit more precious as that’s it!  In walks Zach who needs help only he doesn’t know it.  He’s horrible in the commitment department and Ambrose decides that if he helps Zach see the light and fall in love with the cute Merilee who works at the local pet shop, he will be redeemed, only it’s not quite that easy.

I thoroughly loved this cute Christmas tale.  Not only was it written exceedingly well, the storyline just won’t get out of my head, not that I’d want it to because it’s all about love and redemption.

I especially loved Ambrose.  He reminded me a lot of Garfield.  The same sassiness but Ambrose knows to be good this 9th go around and strives hard to bring Zach and Merilee together no matter what obstacles are in the way.

If you love Christmas, cats and happy endings, Sheila Roberts’ The Nine Lives of Christmas is the ticket to great holiday reading pleasure!

BTW, if you’d like to listen to an excerpt, click image below!

Nine Lives Audio 2

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CharC. Elizabeth lives in St. Albert, Alberta, Canada. She stumbled upon writing, it found her, she finds writing a peaceful escape and is very excited to have her characters come alive in her readers’ minds. Her contemporary romance novel, Absolute Obsession, is about 42 year old Rose Gerbaldi who by an intervention of fate unites her heart and soul with 30 year old British movie star, Michael Terrance.

Please visit and blog with her at www.celizabeth.ca.

Connect with her on Twitter at http://twitter.com/#!/search/users/CElizabeth4 and Facebook at http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1567713637.

About Absolute Obsession

Absolute ObsessionTriggering an intervention of fate, 42 year old Rose Gerbaldi, discovers her heart and soul have been forever united with beautiful, 30 year old, British movie star, Michael Terrance – – a discovery that compels her reality to fiercely reclaim her, ultimately devastating the very lives fate had so lovingly entwined. Forsaken by a woman he’s never met, unable to control the debilitating agony, Michael seeks solace on the darker side of Hollywood. Meanwhile in Western Canada, having been doubly devastated, Rose relinquishes to a life of loneliness. Both are certain they’ll never again find that for which they long for – – each other. Foolish people – fate is infallible.

Is Christmas your favorite holiday?

Yes, always.

How do you prepare for the holidays?  Do you decorate?

We decorate inside and out with funky things, penguins, dancing santas, even decorating the trees outside.

What’s your most favorite ornament?

I would have to say my extra large Christmas Balls that hang on the trees outside

What’s your favorite outside activity during the holidays?

I love to toboggan.

If you have children, what kind of holiday activities do you include them in?

Decorate the tree and all the Christmas baking

What’s your favorite holiday movie?

It’s a Wonderful Life

What is the best present anyone could ever give to you?

I always tell my children to make me something, not to spend money, something homemade is the best

If you could go anywhere in the world during the holidays, where would that be?

Deep in the mountains in a cabin.

Solid white lights or multicolored lights?

Solid White

Favorite holiday song?

The Little Drummer Boy

Have you ever had to spend a Christmas away from home?

No

What do you want Santa to bring you this year?

I’m not sure, I really haven’t thought about it – maybe a yes that my second novel will be published.

Have you been a good little boy or girl or a naughty one?

Always, always nice J

One last question, isn’t this fun?  What does Christmas (or insert your family holiday here) mean to you?

Time to get together, forget about any problems and rejoice that we’re all together.

Thank you for having me, this was fun!Triggering an intervention of fate, 42 year old Rose Gerbaldi, discovers her heart and soul have been forever united with beautiful, 30 year old, British movie star, Michael Terrance – – a discovery that compels her reality to fiercely reclaim her, ultimately devastating the very lives fate had so lovingly entwined. Forsaken by a woman he’s never met, unable to control the debilitating agony, Michael seeks solace on the darker side of Hollywood. Meanwhile in Western Canada, having been doubly devastated, Rose relinquishes to a life of loneliness. Both are certain they’ll never again find that for which they long for – – each other. Foolish people – fate is infallible.

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000aaaaaaLiterarily Speaking has a new feature starting January 3, 2012.  Hook Us With Your First Page is for those writers who would like to get feedback on their works-in-progress.  If your book has not been published, you qualify!

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Today kicks off a new feature at Literarily SpeakingAnatomy of a Character is a continuing feature with interviews talking about their main characters.  What makes these characters tick?  How did the authors develop their personalities and quirks?  Today we are talking to Noah Baird, author of the humor book, Donations to Clarity (South Wind Publishing).  Today’s character spotlight is on Bigfoot, one of the main characters in his book.

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Noah BairdWelcome to Literarily Speaking, Noah.  Your new novel, Donations to Clarity, has quite a premise!  What inspired you to write this story?

Noah: I don’t tell a lot of people this, but I feel like we have a connection. The book is an autobiography. I hoaxed Bigfoot so I could open a Bigfoot tour company. I was captured by a Bigfoot because, I can only assume, he thought I was a female Bigfoot. Bigfoot tried to make his sex slave, but I escaped with the help of the world’s only Julian Lennon impersonator. It’s all true.

While everyone has heard of Bigfoot, can you tell me how he is portrayed in your book?  Nice? Mean?

Noah: He’s a misogynist pig. I thought of my wildest friend, the kind of guy who lacks a filter between his brain and his mouth, and pretended he was raised in the wild.

So three friends – Harry, Earl and Patch – find him one day and decide to capitalize on this.  How do they capture him?

Noah: They really don’t capture Bigfoot. The real Bigfoot falls in love with the hoaxed Bigfoot (who is a guy in a Chewbacca costume), believing the hoax is a female. Bigfoot saves the hoaxed Bigfoot after he/she is darted by a Bigfoot investigator. After that, Bigfoot follows the hoax around because he’s dumbstruck in love.

Donations to ClarityDid he go peacefully or did he go with a fight?

Noah: Totally peacefully. The hoaxer (Earl in the Chewbacca suit) had to do a little stripper dance to get him into the mental institute. Other wise, Bigfoot is like a teenager in love for the first time.

What new experiences does Bigfoot go through that he had never been through before?

Noah: I’ve never thought of the character’s arc that way, but Bigfoot is going through a lot of new experiences. He’s interacting with humans, fighting government agents, going indoors (that’s a big deal if you’re Bigfoot). He also gets into a bunch of drugs in the mental institute.

Would you say Bigfoot is an introvert or extrovert?

Noah: Extrovert.

Does Bigfoot develop a love interest in the book?

Noah: He does. He falls in love with the hoaxed Bigfoot. Nobody knows if this is true, but I assume in the book there is similar sexual dimorphism (in this case, differences in size between males and females) in Bigfoot as there are with humans. A man in a wookie costume would be very petite to Bigfoot. It turns out, he likes that kind of thing.

Is there a part in the book where we actually get mad at Bigfoot?

Noah: I don’t think so. He’s a pig, but it’s so funny that nobody has told me they were insulted. My mother wanted to slap me after reading one chapter. I don’t think that should scare any readers off. Sometimes moms have a tough time when they realize their little boys turned into grown men. It had nothing to do with Bigfoot.

Is there a part in the book where we feel sorry for him?

Noah: Maybe. When he loses his love interest.

If you could meet Bigfoot in person, what would he say to you about how he was portrayed in the book?

Noah:  I hope he would thank me for finally writing a Bigfoot story where he isn’t the villain or scary.

Finally, if Bigfoot had a few words of wisdom for my readers, what would he say?

Read book! Make laugh. Give to woman. Make woman laugh. Maybe woman want make mate after big laugh. Everyone happy.

About the Author

Noah Baird wanted to attend the Ringling Bros. and Barnum & Bailey Clown College, but his grades weren’t good enough (who knew?).  However, his grades were good enough to fly for the U.S. Navy (again, who knew?), where he spent 14 years until the government figured out surfers don’t make the best military aviators. He has also tried to be a stand-up comedian in Hawaii for Japanese tourists where the language barrier really screwed up some great jokes. On the bright side, a sailboat was named after the punchline of one of his jokes.

He has several political satire pieces published on The Spoof under the pen name orioncrew.  Noah received his bachelors in Historical and Political Sciences from Chaminade University, where he graduated magna cum laude. He knows nothing about hoaxing Bigfoot. Donations to Clarity is his first novel.

You can visit his website at www.noahbaird.com or his blog at www.noahbaird.wordpress.com.

Connect with him at Facebook at http://www.facebook.com/pages/Noah-Baird-Writer/100193913390453.

About Donations to Clarity

The plan was simple: hoax bigfoot, then sell tours to bigfoot enthusiasts. The plan wasn’t brilliant, and neither were Harry, Earl, and Patch. The three chemical-abusing friends only wanted to avoid the 9 to 5 rat race, but their antics attract the attention of a real bigfoot. When the misogynistic Earl is mistaken for a female bigfoot by the nearsighted creature and captured; it is just the beginning of their problems.

The U.S. Government has a plan to naturalize the mythical creatures living within the U.S. borders.  The problem is the plan needs to be carried out carefully.  You can’t just drop little green men and Sasquatch in the middle of Walmart without warning Ma and Pa Taxpayer. The naturalization program is not ready to be set into motion, and the rogue bigfoot is bringing too much attention to itself, including a feisty investigative reporter who uncovers the truth of the government conspiracy and two bigfoot researchers. No longer able to contain the situation, government agents are tasked with eliminating the bigfoot and all witnesses.

Between bong hits and water balloon fights, Harry and Patch come up with a plan to save Earl and the lovestruck bigfoot. Where do you hide a giant, mythical creature? In an insane asylum, because who is going to listen to them?

Along the way, the three friends learn Star Wars was a government training film for children, the truth behind Elvis meeting President Nixon, and the significance of the weight of the human turd.

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Guest Blogger 2I Will Swing Today

By Karen Arnpriester

When I was in the fourth grade, there was a school rule involving the swings so that the kids would have to share. After you counted to thirty, the child on the swing had to get off and you got a turn. This was a great idea unless you were a school leper, which I was.

Let me back up a bit. My family left West Virginia and moved to California when I was a kid. Before I started at my new school, my mom decided to home-perm my fragile, blonde hair. Obviously, this was not a good idea. I entered my new classroom with poor girl clothes, a hillbilly accent and cotton on my head.  Another decade, this would have been a very cool fashion statement, but not then, not in that community. These endearing qualities instantly made me a leper and everyone made sure I understood that.  I learned quickly to stay quiet, separate and invisible.

AnessiaOn this particular day, I wanted to swing; I wanted to swing really bad. I decided to muster up my courage and use the counting rule on a boy. I positioned myself in front of him, just out far enough not to be hit. I planted both feet slightly apart and took a deep breath. “One, two, three, four …”

“Slimdick is counting,” one of the kids yelled out. This was my nickname, which would have been more traumatic if I had been a boy, but I was a girl who carried the last name of Slimick. It was embarrassing but even I knew it was a stupid nickname.

All the kids moved around us in a circle, laughing and pointing, or chanting the numbers with me. I realized that I was no longer invisible, but I couldn’t back down now; not with everyone watching. The boy on the swing grinned as an evil plan developed.

As the clamor of kids rang out “thirty,” the boy jumped off the swing, slamming one foot into my pelvis. I fell to the ground with an incredible jarring pain. The kids moved in closer, laughing, and cheering for the boy.

I laid there, humiliated and unable to grab the throbbing area, which we all do if you think about it. Somehow it helps. They would not have the satisfaction of seeing me touch myself, not there. I balled up, and struggled not to cry. They could not see me cry … then the bell rang. My audience scattered into their rooms.

Lying there, alone, the tears began to roll down my face. I didn’t understand why they all hated me. They decided before they even knew me. Was being different so terrible? They liked different colors, tv shows, and ice cream flavors. It seemed that more choices and variety was a good thing, except when it came to people. Who said we were all supposed to look alike, sound alike and act alike?

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Karen 2Karen Slimick Arnpriester is a creative, passionate and adventuresome woman. She raised her two children, adores her seven grandchildren and is now a foster mom of two young ladies. She has been a self-taught graphic designer for twenty five years and started her own business twenty years ago. Her faith in God is strong and she believes that we are Christ’s hands, feet, arms and wallet. This translates into her involvement in youth ministries, local women’s shelter, street ministry, the elderly, as well as many other outreaches over the years. Her home has been available to single moms and their children, allowing them to get a fresh start. ANESSIA’S QUEST is her first novel. The desire to write began two years ago as a hobby. She had an idea for a beginning and the end. The rest of the story flowed and took Karen on a journey. She cried and laughed as she followed the twists and turns of the characters. Once friends read the book, she was strongly encouraged to share her story with others. RAIDER’S VENDETTA is Karen’s second novel. It will be released in October 2011. It is a psychological thriller between the main characters,Charley and Raider. Charley’s faith and ability to survive is challenged by the rage of a shattered man. Her third book, which addresses bullying, is in the works and should be released in 2012. The tentative title is HEY! LEADBOTTOM! This author wants to take her reader to a place where they can evaluate their beliefs and who God is in their life. When asked why she limits herself to Christian fiction, she simply explains that it is where her heart is. If she commits her precious time to writing, it needs to be of value and have God’s ultimate purpose in mind. Bringing his children home to him. Karen welcomes God’s influence in her writing and prays that she is fulfilling His destiny for her life. Connect With Karen:

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It’s time to deck the halls and what better way to do it is to find out what your favorite authors are up to this joyous and oh-so-busy time of year.  Today’s guest is Terri Giuliano Long, author of the contemporary/literary fiction  novel, In Leah’s Wake (Createspace/Inspired Quill).

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Terri Giuliano LongThank you for being my guest at Literarily Speaking, Terri! Is Christmas your favorite holiday?

Terri: Thank you so much for having me! It’s an honor to be here!

Christmas is a magical time of year. I love the festivities and I especially love gathering with my family and celebrating the holiday together. I’m Italian, so our big family celebration has traditionally been on Christmas Eve. We make an enormous meal – typically variations of pasta and fish – and we listen to music. I treasure those moments. The holidays can be hectic; the frenzy I enjoy less.

How do you prepare for the holidays?  Do you decorate?

Terri: Our daughter Natalie loves to decorate and she has a wonderfully artistic eye, so I usually leave the decorating to her. A foodie, I do most of the baking. Every year, I bake 6 or 8 different kinds of cookies. But that’s only the start – I usually make at least two desserts, an English trifle or some other cream-based dessert as well as a cheesecake. I buy several kinds of popcorn, chewy candies like spearmint leaves, and boxes of chocolates. I also buy fruits and nuts and other goodies I think my family might enjoy. With me around, no one is ever hungry.

What’s your most favorite ornament?

Terri: When our kids were little, they made thumbprint ornaments at school. They were small wooden circles shaped like a dish with rounded lips. On paper circles, they wrote their name and then they dipped their thumb in ink and pressed a thumbprint onto the paper. They glued the paper with their name and thumbprint inside the wooden dish and glued a small piece of ribbon on the back of the ornament to serve as a hangar. The names and thumbprints have faded over the years, but the memories of their childhood will never fade.

In Leah's WakeWhat’s your favorite outside activity during the holidays?  Or are you a winter hating humbug like me?

Terri: I must admit, I’ve never been fond of the cold. This year, we’ll spend the winter in Stowe, Vermont – a gorgeous place and a favorite spot for the whole family. We plan to ski, which I enjoy, we’ll walk, and we may snowshoe. There’s also a horse drawn sleigh ride in town – so I envision all sorts of outdoor activities this year.

What kind of holiday activities do you enjoy doing with family and/or friends?

Terri: Christmas Eve night, after dinner, when everyone is relaxed, sitting by the fire, talking or listening to music, picking on desserts, enjoying a glass of wine, the little ones listening for Santa – this is my favorite time in the entire holiday season. I love the quiet moments, away from the noise and the rush.

What is the best present anyone could ever give to you?

Terri: A hug. I know that sounds trite, but it’s true. I love gifts people make, a painting, a dish, a pint of jam – those are, of course, hugs – and small gifts people choose especially for me – a unique bookmark, a coffee mug with a thin lip because if the lip of the mug is too thick I dribble. Every year, my husband buys me a special bottle of wine. Those are the gifts I adore.

If you could go anywhere in the world during the holidays, where would that be?

Terri: This year we’ll be in Stowe. I can’t imagine a more magical place to be.

Solid white lights or multicolored lights?

Terri: Tough question! I vacillate. For several years, we had to have white lights. Colored lights felt too garish. Now I love colored lights, the bigger, brighter and kitschier the better.

Favorite holiday song?

Terri: White Christmas. Favorite album – Christmas With the Chipmunks. One year, when our kids were little, my husband bought this album and played it while we decorated the tree. The next year, the kids asked him to play it; now it’s a tree-trimming family tradition. It wouldn’t be Christmas without “Christmas Don’t Be Late,” “All I Want for Christmas,” “Silver Bells” – performed in squeaky little rodent voices.

Have you ever had to spend a Christmas away from home?

Terri: No, thankfully I’ve never had to be away from my family.

What do you want Santa to bring you this year?

Terri: Joy, good health for all my family and friends, and quiet moments with the people I love.

One last question, isn’t this fun?  What does Christmas mean to you?

Terri: Christmas is a time to reflect, a time to be with the people we love, a time to remember and be grateful for all the blessings in our lives. It’s also a time of rebirth and renewal. It’s also a bittersweet time. We don’t always get what we hope for – an ill friend or relative doesn’t heal, the financial stress doesn’t magically disappear – and some of the people we love are no longer with us. As this is the cycle of life, there is beauty in all of this too.

Thanks so much for the interview, Terri.  Do you have any final words?

Terri: Thank you again for inviting me to be a guest on your blog. I love that your questions invited me to think and reflect. I’m grateful for the opportunity to connect with you and your readers. Readers, you have a million other things you might have been doing. Thank you so very much for giving this time to me.

Happy holidays to all! I wish you joy, peace and an abundance of love, now and for many years to come!

Terri Giuliano Long is the bestselling author of the award-winning novel In Leah’s Wake. Books offer her a zest for life’s highs and comfort in its lows. She’s all-too-happy to share this love with others as a novelist and a writing teacher at Boston College.

Her life outside of books is devoted to her family. In her spare time, she enjoys walking, traveling to far-flung places, and meeting interesting people. True to her Italian-American heritage, she’s an enthusiastic cook and she loves fine wine and good food. In an alternate reality, she could have been very happy as an international food writer.

Terri loves meeting and connecting with people who share her passions.

You can visit her website at www.tglong.com or connect with her on Twitter at http://twitter.com/#!/tglong and Facebook at http://www.facebook.com/tglongwrites.

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Giveaways, Contests & Prizes!

Join Terri Giuliano Long at the Pump Up Your Book Live! November Author Chat / Book Giveaway Party on Friday, November 18 starting at 8 p.m. eastern! Terri  will be on hand to answer your questions and will be giving away a copy of her book! You could win a paperback copy of In Leah’s Wake simply by attending the chat and asking her a question. All there is to it! For chat details, visit the official chat page for the November authors at Pump Up Your Book Live!

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Join Terri at Pump Up Your Book’s 1st Annual Holiday Extravaganza Chat Party on December 16, 2011 on Facebook!  After the chat, Terri will be giving away a $25 gift certificate at Pump Up Your Book’s Holiday Extravaganza Party Page.  Visit Pump Up Your Book for time and details.

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5 Things5 Things You Should Know About the Dead

By Jason Krumbine

1. They often don’t want to be dead. True story. Everyone’s always taken before their time, even that old guy who was around for the invention of the wheel.

2. They are always disoriented. Dying is often sudden, even when it’s not. One moment you’re alive, the next you’re not. It’s a shift of your very being and it can someone a few minutes or more to get organized.

3.  Some times they can be very mean after they’re not so disoriented. After all, they didn’t want to be dead in the first place so they take it out on the living.

4.  They’re gross. Blood, guts, bullet holes, knife wounds, it’s all very gross.

Jason Krumbine5. They almost always have unresolved issues. Remember when I said everyone always dies before their time? Well, that leaves a lot of things left undone. Some times it’s never saying I love you. Some times it’s forgetting to turn off the oven.

Jason Krumbine is the author behind the pulse pounding, wisecracking Alex Cheradon Series, the dead soul hunting Grym Brothers Series (including Two and a Half Dead Men, The Dead Couple and Better Off Dead), and the tongue-in-cheek paranormal romance “A Graveyard Romance.”

You can visit his website at www.jasonkrumbine.com or visit him at Twitter at www.twitter.com/jasonkrumbine and Facebook at www.facebook.com/jmkwriter.

You can also email him at onestrayword@gmail.com

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Guest Blogger 2The Muse Next Door

By M.E. Patterson

Launching a writing career is a funny thing. You go to a party or a social gathering and, with your book now finally “on the shelf” (albeit maybe only virtual shelves), you finally have the confidence to answer the inevitable “what do you do?” question with the answer, “I’m a published author.”

Man, that is an awesome feeling the first time you say it, though you also feel a bit like a fraud, because you’re really thinking, “well, I’m no J. K. Rowling, but I guess yeah, technically, I’m a published author, okay.”

But then you often get the next question, which is a funny one and always makes me cock my head to one side like a dog confused by the barking sounds coming from the TV:

Devil's HandWhere do you get your ideas from?

Which, to me, is a bit like asking someone where they find pants to wear every morning. I want to say, “uh, from the same place you get ideas, buddy.”

But I don’t, because I’m not successful or rich enough to be that level of jerk (yet). But then this question often gets me to thinking a bit. From exactly where do I get some of the ridiculous, terrifying, and sometimes even stupid ideas that end up in my stories. And how is it that I keep getting more of them? And who can I talk to about getting some of those multi-million dollar ones, because I keep getting ideas like, “what if I wrote a series about turtles with superpowers?” and then I realize that’s just a cartoon I used to watch when I was a kid. (and seriously, did it ever bother anyone else that Leonardo carried around a deadly sword, but only ever used it to cut down light fixtures on top of the bad guys?)

And that’s when I realize: you get the best ideas when your brain starts synthesizing all the junk you encounter every day, looking for patterns and connections.

Bear with me, here. Our brains are really just mushy, grey pattern-finding machines. That’s what we’re really, really good at as human beings. We see patterns in things that don’t even matter, like clouds and wallpaper and election results. But we’re always looking for them. Many scientists believe that’s why our dreams are so crazy – our brains are trying to tie a bunch of stuff from our day together to see if it fits; we’re basically running simulations while we sleep to try and better understand our waking world.

So, with this answer in mind, I’ve discovered a great way to seed the brain with new ideas: I leverage my environment.

Austin, Texas is a great place to be creative. We have indie filmmakers, indie musicians, indie writers, comic artists, you name it. The city prides itself on being weird (seriously, there are t-shirts). We have one of the biggest music festivals that features unsigned and lesser-known bands. We have one of the best indie movie theaters in the country, the Alamo Drafthouse.

I spend way too much time at the Drafthouse, and not just because of the food and beer. I love seeing movies. And I love that the Drafthouse shows stuff beyond the often-regurgitated, re-made sequels-of-sequels that the big studios are pumping out these days. The Drafthouse goes out of the way to show smaller pictures, indie films, and old stuff that you might have missed years ago or weren’t even around yet when it was first released. And my favorite time of all (coming up soon!) is Fantastic Fest.

Every year I hit the Fest to fill my eyeballs and brain with the craziest, most off-the-wall, ass-kicking science fiction, fantasy, horror, thrillers, and just plain nutty films from all over the globe. Many are films you’ll never seen anywhere else because they won’t get distribution beyond their home country. Combine this with all the books I’m always reading, the assorted odd magazines like New Scientist, and stuff on my Netflix queue, and I have a rich soup of odd stuff sloshing around in my brain.

Sure, my dreams are often pretty weird. But when I sit down and fire up Word to start in on the next chapter of my latest novel, I have a fresh source of strange synergies and connections, weird patterns and eye-popping visuals to work from.

Now, I’m not meaning to imply that you should run out and steal all your great ideas from someone else’s great ideas (damn you, Ninja Turtles!). Not my point. What I’m saying is that you have to find ways to stretch your brain. Remember, we’re good at patterns, but that also means we’re good at labeling and storing patterns we’ve already found. So if you keep filling your brain with the same books, the same shows, the same studio films with focus group-tested three-act structures, you’re going to get good at regurgitating those kinds of ideas, but maybe not so good at coming up with something really new.

Stretch, stretch! You don’t have to live in Austin (though it helps). Find your stretchy muse. Maybe it’s a coffee shop you’ve never tried because the people in the window don’t look like “your kind of people.” Or maybe it’s a book or movie rental that’s way outside your normal thing. Maybe it’s talking to that gal in the cubicle next to yours that you never talk to because she wears a ton of goth makeup. Maybe it’s as simple as hitting up that bar you always drive past on your way home from work, grabbing a beer, and listening to people’s stories.

All I’m saying is, find ways to get some new flavors into your head. You’ll be surprised at the new patterns you’ll unearth.

M.E. PattersonM. E. Patterson is an author of sci-fi, fantasy, horror, and thrillers, as well as an information technologist. He received an English/Fiction Writing degree from Virginia Tech, where he studied under nationally-recognized writers and poets. He has published short stories on RevolutionSF and his first manuscript for his book, Devil’s Hand, placed in the top five in the Writers’ League of Texas Manuscript Contest.

You can visit his website at http://devils-hand.com or his blog at http://blog.digimonkey.com.

Connect with him on Twitter at www.twitter.com/mepatterson or Facebook at http://on.fb.me/dhnovel.

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Heidi SmithHeidi Ann Smith grew up in the Chicago area and began publishing poems as a child. At a young age, she won various local and academic awards for her writing; based on her writing abilities, she was awarded a scholarship to a private high school and attended college courses during her high school years. After high school she began raising a family and was taken away from her writing, but soon returned to complete a Bachelor of Arts from Eastern Illinois University. She then earned a Master of Arts in Humanities from California State University and a Master of Fine Arts in Creative Writing from Goddard College. Several of her poems recently found homes in various journals, and she published a scholarly thesis on the German artist George Grosz. Heidi is currently a PhD student studying Creative Writing at Middlesex University in London, England. THE CLARA ANN BURNS STORY is her first novel.

You can visit the website at www.monkeypuzzlepress.com.

About The Clara Ann Burns Story

The Clara Ann Burns StoryIn Heidi Ann Smith’s short novel THE CLARA ANN BURNS STORY, a woman who suffered child abuse looks back over her turbulent life as she approaches her fifties. Smith describes it as “a story of a young girl, Clara Ann Burns, who was tortured, abused and neglected by her family. When she was old enough to go out on her own, she got herself into situations that were not always the best. But in the end she raises her own family and holds onto the hope of healing and living without fear.”

Smith explains that the story “is based on some of my life experiences,” which included sexual abuse. “I needed to write this book–and I needed to have the right and the freedom to bring together different events.”

Rather than creating a traditional narrative text from start to finish, in THE CLARA ANN BURNS STORY, Smith–who holds one master’s degree in fine arts in creative writing, another in humanities, and is a PhD student in creative writing–chose to express child abuse and loss by experimenting with literary genre. The result is that the protagonist, Clara Ann Burns, tells her story through written memories (short stories, lists, poems, one-minute plays) and memorabilia (hospital records, photographs, personal records). All are presented without explanation: a grandmother cooks breakfast while she speaks to her deceased husband; a mother scalds her child in a bathtub; the funeral processions of John F. Kennedy and Martin Luther King, Jr.; the death of a child’s father; and the rape of a stepdaughter. This multi-genre approach, Smith feels, more accurately conveys “the impossibility of piecing together this story, and reflects the inconsistencies of an abuse victim’s memories that tend to jump from one instance of abuse to the next, rather than flowing through, perhaps, what might be considered the normal ups and downs of life.”

In addition, Smith points out, “These isolated memories of abuse that flash through Clara’s mind are what it means to have post-traumatic stress disorder. I suggest further that these isolated incidents also represent the perplexity of healing from prolonged neglect and abuse, since a constant state of fear is what is most familiar to Clara since she was abused by family members and friends for many years. If a child believes his or her own family is not adverse to his or her own torture, neglect, or rape, the child cannot survive as emotionally or psychologically intact. In Clara’s case, the abuse is pervasive, there is no relief for many years, nor hope of relief until she is an older woman and capable of looking at what happened to her objectively through the instantiation of the events as presented in the text.”

Despite the personal inspiration behind THE CLARA ANN BURNS STORY, Smith’s academic and scholarly understanding of both creative writing and fine art informs the book’s power. She likens writing to fine art: “All the great artists I studied reflected their life; in a great work of art, you cannot extricate the artist’s life from their work. When you look at a work of art by Van Gogh or Caravaggio you see some truth about their life. For me, the truth does not necessarily read like a biography; there are details that are blurred from your view. When I was engaged in the writing process, some things that were hidden from my view came out–which may grab the reader because it hit me as well.”

Smith hopes that readers who can identify with THE CLARA ANN BURNS STORY will find some comfort in it. “When I was a little girl I was very sick and I didn’t have a happy home life. I started reading poetry, and I felt some kind of resonance and a kindred spirit with the other writer’s work. I hope my work will reach someone and that they will also know that they are not alone.” And, she adds, “I also hope the work is received as a work of literature.”

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Happy holiday, Heidi! Is Christmas your favorite holiday?

Christmas is my favorite holiday in the sense that it is a time when our family is together.  Three of my five children live in various states in the USA.  My children have always been each other’s best friends.  Christmas is an opportunity for our family to come together.  We enjoy making each other laugh.

How do you prepare for the holidays?  Do you decorate?

The primary concern for the holidays is figuring out what games to play and what prizes will be won.

What was Christmas like when you were a kid?

My childhood was less than idyllic.  I remember screaming, crying and verbal and physical confrontation.

candleWhat’s your most favorite ornament?

All of the ornaments my children made when they were small.

What’s your favorite outside activity during the holidays?  Or are you a winter hating humbug like me?

Our family and friends play poker or bingo after dinner.  The person who wins picks out a gift to give to someone else.  Usually the gifts are board games, classic comic films, toys or coloring books.

What’s your favorite holiday movie?

We love the Marx Brother films and “Go West” in particular.  “Go West” really does not have anything to do with Christmas except that as a family we never get tired of watching it together.  Our entire family thinks the Marx Brother’s are hilarious.  At my daughter’s wedding this summer she had a harpist play a number of the songs from a variety of the Marx Brother’s films.  Our family was fighting back the tears.  “Everyone says I love you, But just what they say it for I never knew, It’s just inviting trouble for the poor sucker who says I love you …”

Favorite holiday story or book?

“Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house …”

What is the best present anyone could ever give to you?

Listening to my children and husband laughing.

If you could go anywhere in the world during the holidays, where would that be?

I have been living in London for almost two years.  To borrow the words of Dorothy in the Wizard of OZ … there is no place like home.

Solid white lights or multicolored lights?

I noticed a new white light that has a blue tint to it.

Christmas bellFavorite holiday song?

“I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus”

Have you ever had to spend a Christmas away from home?

Yes – after my husband and I were married I was a waitress.  I had to work on Christmas.

What do you want Santa to bring you this year?

Laughter.

Have you been a good little boy or girl or a naughty one?

When I was a child my mother frequently told me that I was naughty and that Santa would not bring me presents. Before my first communion I had to go to confession for the first time.  The truth was I had never lied nor done anything truly wrong. I was five years old.  In preparation for my first confession the nuns instructed all of the children in Catechism classes that we had to tell the priest what we had done wrong.  I made up a story about having lied to my parents, which was my first real lie.

One last question, isn’t this fun?  What does Christmas mean to you?

We tend to have informal Christmas celebrations.  The dress code is pajamas and slippers.  Friends drop in to play games and laugh. While we usually have plenty of food we do not spend the day in the kitchen.  The goal is to relax and to enjoy each other. There is a lot of hugging, joke telling, dancing and hand holding that goes on.  If it is not too cold everyone goes for a walk, plays with the dogs outside and has a snowball fight. If we all watch a movie together on the television short naps are encouraged.

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In Leah's Wake

Join Terri Giuliano Long, author of the women’s fiction novel, In Leah’s Wake (Createspace/Inspired Quill), as she virtually tours the blogosphere November 14 – January 27 2011 on her first virtual book tour with Pump Up Your Book!

About Terri Giuliano Long

Terri Giuliano LongTerri Giuliano Long is the bestselling author of the award-winning novel In Leah’s Wake. Books offer her a zest for life’s highs and comfort in its lows. She’s all-too-happy to share this love with others as a novelist and a writing teacher at Boston College.

Her life outside of books is devoted to her family. In her spare time, she enjoys walking, traveling to far-flung places, and meeting interesting people. True to her Italian-American heritage, she’s an enthusiastic cook and she loves fine wine and good food. In an alternate reality, she could have been very happy as an international food writer.

Terri loves meeting and connecting with people who share her passions.

You can visit her website at www.tglong.com or connect with her on Twitter at http://twitter.com/#!/tglong and Facebook at http://www.facebook.com/tglongwrites.

About In Leah’s Wake

In Leah's WakeProtecting their children comes naturally for Zoe and Will Tyler—until their daughter Leah decides to actively destroy her own future.

Leah grew up in a privileged upper-middle class world. Her parents spared no expense for her happiness; she had all-but secured an Ivy League scholarship and a future as a star athlete. Then she met Todd.

Leah’s parents watch helplessly as their daughter falls into a world of drugs, sex, and wild parties. While Will attempts to control his daughter’s every move to prevent her from falling deeper into this dangerous new life, Zoe prefers to give Leah slack in the hope that she may learn from her mistakes. Their divided approach drives their daughter out of their home and a wedge into their marriage.

Twelve-year-old Justine observes Leah’s rebellion from the shadows of their fragmented family. She desperately seeks her big sister’s approval and will do whatever it takes to obtain it. Meanwhile she is left to question whether her parents love her and whether God even knows she exists.

What happens when love just isn’t enough? Who will pay the consequences of Leah’s vagrant lifestyle? Can this broken family survive the destruction left in Leah’s wake?

This mesmerizing debut novel tells the tale of a contemporary American family caught in the throes of adolescent rebellion – a heartbreaking, funny, ultimately redemptive quest for love, independence, connection and grace.

In Leah’s Wake is the 2011 BOOK BUNDLZ BOOK CLUB PICK and recipient of the Coffee Time Reviewers Recommend (CTRR) Award. This award, as selected by reviewers, recognizes outstanding writing styles in all book types and genres.

Visit her official tour page here to find out how you can find out all about this talented author plus when some cool prizes!

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AuthorVids4We have a treat for you today.  Today starts our series of Author Vids.  So what is an Author Vid?  An Author Vid is where we send questions to an author and they answer them in a video they have prepared themselves.  Today’s guest author is Mike DiCerto, author of the wonderful Rupert series, The Door to Far-Myst.  Not only is this is a wonderful middle grade fantasy but I’m kind of partial to Mike being as he’s a fellow Zumaya author (like me!).  After watching the video, please check out his website and book information following the video.  Welcome Mike!

About Mike DiCerto

Mike DiCerto

A filmmaker and writer since childhood, Mike DiCerto has directed numerous shorts, music videos, documentaries, promotional videos and two feature films (NO EXIT and TRIPTOSANE). His first novel, Milky Way Marmalade, received rave reviews and was the winner of the 2003 Dream Realm Award. He is very excited about the release of the first of his exciting new kid-lit series, Rupert Starbright: The Door to Far-Myst.

Mike has many interests including yoga (practicing for over ten years), gardening (loves growing chilli peppers in his rooftop garden), playing guitar (and trying hard to get better), cats (long-time volunteer at NYC’s Ollie’s Place Adoption Center and cat whisperer), really good and really bad movies and 70s TV as well all kinds of geeky stuff. He is a dedicated MST3K fanatic. He thinks of music as his religion—especially Classic Rock. He lives quite contently in a NYC apartment with his wife and soul mate, Suzy and their rescued kitty, Cosmo.

You can visit his website at www.mikedicerto.com or his blog at http://thekidinu.blogspot.com/. Connect with him at Twitter at www.twitter.com/mikedicerto and Facebook at www.facebook.com/mdicerto.

About The Door to Far-Myst

The Door to Far MystCan a boy who has never even heard of the word “imagination” save a magical world from an evil force using his own imagination?

Rupert Dullz isn’t very happy. His grandmother’s coffus is getting worse, school is boring and there’s nothing to do on his days off but rake up endless piles of leaves. Everything in Graysland is, well, gray, and every day is just like the one before it, and the one before that. That is, until a strangely dressed man named Pie O’Sky swoops out of nowhere in his multicolored bagoon and offers a special reward to whoever can open his mysterious door. When Rupert succeeds, he’s thrilled when Pie O’Sky carries him beyond it to the brilliantly colored land of Far-Myst. Adventure calls, and Rupert discovers a wonderful world full of something he’s never heard of before–imagination. But Far-Myst is in danger, and it may be that only Rupert has the power to save it. Is he the one whose imagination is powerful enough to stop the evil that is destroying the beautiful world beyond the door?

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5 Things5 Things You Should Know About Descriptive Visualization aka *Over-Active Imagination*

By Robert Nelson
Real-Eyez1. The first thing you should know about descriptive visualization is to put yourself in your character’s shoes. Feel what they feel, see what they see, even smell what they smell. Transport yourself into the pages.

2. Setting is key to putting yourself into your character’s shoes. If you can create a descriptive enough environment; it would prove a million times easier to interpret how your character reacts to it.

3. It’s the little details that add the zest to the salad. Only just like too many croutons, or too much dressing; an excessive fusillade of imagery can bore a reader. Moderation is key, so make each detail precise and specifically essential to the particular moment in the story.

4. Beeeee patient, don’t force the story. Let it come to you to encourage the flow of the pages. A true writer won’t over think the plot, force it together and make it appear choppy. Only describe what’s essential in setting up the next scene.
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5. Action can be found in even the slightest gestures. I found it is far more alluring to set up a large action scene with a small catalyst, such as a wink, a whisper, a gust of wind. Just a slight nudge before the reader delves into the abyss wrought by the ink of your pen.

Robert Nelson was born and raised in Garner, North Carolina where he earned the connections and street credibility needed to bring a sense of authenticity to his work. Consequentially, this lead to his stay in the luxurious NC-DOC where through a lot of retrospection he developed a strategy to defeat what he had become. Through the guidance of the Aryan Brotherhood and the variety of other hardened criminals he  played cards with he focused his energy into developing his skills as a writer to keep the youth from making the same mistakes he did. If he can open just one pair of eyes through his writing, everything he’s put into these pages would have paid off.

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Farsighted

Join Emlyn Chand, author of the YA paranormal novel, Farsighted (Blue Crown Press), as she virtually tours the blogosphere December 5 – 16 2011 on her first virtual book tour with Pump Up Your Book!

About Emlyn Chand

Emlyn ChandEmlyn Chand has always loved to hear and tell stories, having emerged from the womb with a fountain pen grasped firmly in her left hand (true story). When she’s not writing, she runs a large book club in Ann Arbor and is the president of author PR firm, Novel Publicity. Emlyn loves to connect with readers and is available throughout the social media interweb. Visit www.emlynchand.com for more info. Don’t forget to say “hi” to her sun conure Ducky!

Farsighted is her latest book.

Visit her at Facebook at www.facebook.com/emlynchand and Twitter at www.twitter.com/emlynchand!

About Farsighted

FarsightedAlex Kosmitoras’s life has never been easy. The only other student who will talk to him is the school bully, his parents are dead-broke and insanely overprotective, and to complicate matters even more, he’s blind. Just when he thinks he’ll never have a shot at a normal life, a new girl from India moves into town. Simmi is smart, nice, and actually wants to be friends with Alex. Plus she smells like an Almond Joy bar. Yes, sophomore year might not be so bad after all.

Unfortunately, Alex is in store for another new arrival—an unexpected and often embarrassing ability to “see” the future. Try as he may, Alex is unable to ignore his visions, especially when they begin to suggest that Simmi is in danger. With the help of the mysterious psychic next door and new friends who come bearing gifts of their own, Alex must embark on a journey to change his future.

Visit her official Pump Up Your Book tour page here!  Don’t forget to join Emlyn and fifty other authors at the Pump Up Your Book 1st Annual Holiday Extravaganza Facebook Party on December 16th!  Visit Emlyn’s tour page for more  details!

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Poisoned Love

Join Caitlin Rother, author of the true crime thriller, Poisoned Love (Kensington), as she virtually tours the blogosphere December 5 – 16 2011 on her second virtual book tour with Pump Up Your Book!

About Caitlin Rother

Caitlin Rother 4New York Times bestselling author and Pulitzer-nominated journalist with more than 240,000 books in print, Caitlin Rother is the author or co-author of seven books: Poisoned Love (Kensington, December 2011), Naked Addiction (Dorchester, January 2012), Body Parts (Kensington, 2008), Dead Reckoning (Kensington, February 2011), Twisted Triangle (Wiley, 2009), Deadly Devotion (Simon&Schuster/Pocket, July 2011), and My Life, Deleted (HarperOne, October 2011). Her latest project, Lost Girls (Kensington, July 2012), chronicles the rape and murder of two innocents, teenagers Chelsea King and Amber Dubois, by sexual predator John Gardner. Rother has also been published in Cosmopolitan, the Los Angeles Times, The San Diego Union-Tribune, The Washington Post, Chicago Tribune, Boston Globe, Daily News of Los Angeles, and The Daily Beast. She has done dozens of TV and radio appearances on E!, the Oxygen Network; Greta Van Susteren’s On the Record, Investigation Discovery, America at Night, American Radio Network, XM and numerous NPR/PBS affiliates. Rother also works as a book doctor/editorial consultant and teaches journalism and creative writing at University of California San Diego Extension.

You can visit Caitlin’s website at http://caitlinrother.com or visit her at Twitter at www.twitter.com/caitlinrother or on Facebook at www.facebook.com/caitlinrother.com.

About Poisoned Love

Poisoned LoveKristin Rossum had everything going for her: Beauty, brains, youth, and the start of a brilliant career in toxicology. But the 24-year-old daughter of accomplished academics from Claremont, Calif., was torn between three relationships: one with her husband, who was found not breathing with red rose petals sprinkled over his body; one with her married boss; and one with crystal methamphetamine, an old friend with whom she had become reacquainted. In the true crime thriller Poisoned Love, Pulitzer-nominated investigative journalist Caitlin Rother tells the story behind the “American Beauty murder” case, a cautionary tale that illustrates how an obsession for passion, a fatal attraction to crystal meth and easy access to dangerous narcotics can devastate not just one life, but many others in the process. This updated edition explores the psychological aspects of this complex case, providing a behind-the-scenes look at the investigation and major players that the public never got from the mainstream media. The 496-page book reveals e-mails, diary entries, letters and other court evidence that lend insights into Rossum’s character, as well as 16 pages of new developments about her appeals, which raise forensic questions about her conviction.

To find out more  details, click on her official tour page here!

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